Where does a camper keep his money?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What building always gets stains on it?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?