What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Which of the Lost Boys⢠is the best cook?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald'sÂŽ?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the sick chicken say?
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