Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What did the sick chicken say?