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What kind of car do eggs drive?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What's the loudest sport?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?