What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
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