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Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What's black and white and red all over?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?