Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why is furniture so generous?

How much money does a skunk have?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?