What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

How do hurricanes see?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why did the barber win the race?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?