How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What kind of computers do horses use?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?