What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Which princess is best suited for winter?