What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

How are teens like cats?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why was the bee sad?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do you call an exploding monkey?