What do you call a cow with two legs?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What style of music weighs the most?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?