Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?