Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever BUGS them.
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What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why are all priests fit?
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How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
When should you start writing a book?
How was the wedding?
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