How does a penguin build its house?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Where does a scientist wizard work?