Why was the artichoke so generous?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

How do you make a bandstand?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Which family member is always relieved?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?