What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What do you call an Irish spider?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What's the most masculine animal?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?