What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What fish sings the best?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?