Where can you always get cheap gas?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Which animal should never work for the government?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?