Where do old bowling balls end up?

What sport do horses love to play?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?