What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
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What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
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How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
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Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
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