What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Where do horses reside?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why are trees always so positive?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

The museum curator needed a break.

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

That bird won't stop squawking.