What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What's a bat's favorite game?