What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
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How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's a bat's favorite game?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
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