What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What is the strongest animal?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why is sand so optimistic?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
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