What's the most determined bird?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What's E.T. short for?