What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What's a forklift?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?