Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?