Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?