Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Why is money so stubborn?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What did the bicycle call its dad?