What is the loneliest cheese?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why do mice need oiling?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?