What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why was the fish so smart?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?