What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Where do chips wear socks?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?