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What do you call the king of vegetables?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

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What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

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What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

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