Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What fish sings the best?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What do you call a Zen egg?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?