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What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

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Why is a computer so smart?