Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What's good for both poker and theater?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why is spring the oddest season?