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Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What horn never makes a sound?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do cows like to dance to?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?