What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?