Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?