Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What tree has the most bark?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?