What stories are told by basketball players?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why did the elk have great hair?