Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What's the holiest insect?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?