What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
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What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
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Why are computers so good at golf?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
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What's a mouse's favorite board game?
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