What does a dog say before eating?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What do you call a pig thief?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?