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Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What did summer say to spring?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?