Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

How do you talk to a giant?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?