What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Just-ice.
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
When do astronauts eat?
Which is the worst season?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Where do surfers go to school?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What game do bats excel at?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
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