Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why do all the planets get along?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What do you call an Irish spider?