Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What's the noisiest food?

What's a henway?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?