Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?