What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Just-ice.
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the echo get detention?
How do amoebas make calls?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How do animals blend into the desert?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
How do you compliment a cat?
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