Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's the scariest letter?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
I'm not a bad putter.
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