Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a flying police officer?
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