What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Why are books always so angry?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?