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Because they think everything stinks.
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Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
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Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
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