Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
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Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
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