Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
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