Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
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What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the foal cough?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
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