Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do you call a greedy elf?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why was the horse so happy?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?