What boat is great at getting a deal?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?