Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?