What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Which dogs love to study science?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

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What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why did the foal cough?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?