What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?