Why do crabs never give to charity?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

How long will dinner be?

Which princess is best suited for winter?