Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why was the cow afraid?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Why are fish such good architects?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?