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Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What famous scientist will try anything?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?