Why did the cow go to outer space?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What snacks always have the best tan?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why are winter days great?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

How do bears keep cool?