What do you call the pig that does karate?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?