What do rich squirrels eat?

What did one firefly say to the other?

Why do cows make great bakers?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What animal has the most fun?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?