What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What car always breaks the rules?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Which subject has two parts?