Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did electricity win the race?

How did the tree get lost?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?