What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What is another name for a cow?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?