What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

How are teens like cats?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?