What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?