Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why is summer always sad?

What fairy loves to count?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?