Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Where do stars go to college?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What's the most determined bird?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?