What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?