Why did the elk have great hair?

How do fireflies start a race?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why did electricity win the race?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

How do amoebas make calls?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?