Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?