What did one plate say to the other?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?