Who does everyone's hair in space?
A cosmo-tologist!
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
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