Who does everyone's hair in space?
A cosmo-tologist!
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
When should you start writing a book?
What insect runs away from everything?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
How do locomotives know where to go?
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