Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
They're just two-tired.
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is the smallest lion?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
How did the tree get lost?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
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