What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Which elf is the best singer?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What did one angel say to the other angel?