What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Which state has the best streets?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?