Why did the mare gain weight?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?