Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?