Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

How do you make a bandstand?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What was the first animal in space?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?