What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why do mice need oiling?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do cows say on NYE?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?