What do insects learn at school?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

How does a cow do math?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?