Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Which subject has two parts?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

How do hurricanes see?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?