Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why are grandkids so great?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
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