Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
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Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
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