What do you say if you meet a toad?

Where do ants go to eat?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?