Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
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