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What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What insect runs away from everything?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What do you call a handsome runner?