Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the confused bee say?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What day is your mom always right?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
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