What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What building always gets stains on it?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?