What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What country has the most fish?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What did the pen say to the pencil?