Why are ghosts always single?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

When do cows get tired?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?