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Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?