What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which insect makes the best father?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Where do horses reside?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the echo get detention?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What farm animal is best at karate?
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