What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's the richest basketball team?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
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