What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Where do mice leave their boats?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What does a panda ghost say?
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