What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's the holiest insect?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
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