What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
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What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
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What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
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