What did you learn in school today, son?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Which animal will never go bald?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?