What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why was the dog overweight?

How are mountains able to see?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?