Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
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