What did the Dorito say to his son?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why was the mime upset?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?