How is life like toilet paper?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?