Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What animal floats best?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
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