Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why do rhinos charge?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What fish only swims at night?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What is sand's favorite movie?
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