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The museum curator needed a break.

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What is another name for a cow?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?