I like telling Dad jokes.

Why are goats so funny?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?