Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you call two birds in love?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?