Where do polar bears store their money?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Where do kittens go to school?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?