Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Which insect makes the best father?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?