What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
How does dinner smell?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
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