Which tree can't stop crying?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?