What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
Why is grass so dangerous?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How do amoebas make calls?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What's E.T. short for?
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