What is the color of the wind?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What's the politest month?