What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
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