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Shark bait.
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What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
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Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What country has the most fish?
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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
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