What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?