What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A Father-In-Law!
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why was the cow afraid?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What food is a man's best friend?
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