What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Where does a camper keep his money?