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Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why do mice need oiling?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Where does Superman park his cars?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why do bees buzz?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?