What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?