Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
The don-key.
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What food is a man's best friend?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
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