What dog never pays attention in class?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

The museum curator needed a break.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?