What sport do horses love to play?
Kickball.
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
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