What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What makes music in your hair?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why did electricity win the race?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?