I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What says: oom oom oom?

What is the smallest lion?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?