Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What's the richest basketball team?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?