What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?