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What's the slowest 5k?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

I broke my finger!

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?