Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Which is the worst season?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

How do you organize a space party?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What sport requires no movement at all?