Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

How did the tree get lost?

Which former US President was always cold?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Where does food go to take a nap?